11 Sep 2024

D.E.

I need your Discipline 🎵
of Do Easy

(+ Peasy™ addon)

Yes yes… I will.
I just-
I WILL.
Who?! NO!!
No YOU!!!!!!
Take this. Shut up.
Chutney. In the Upney.
Holy mother of Huītzilōpōchtli.
Where…. Ah. Right.
*pretentious cough*

D.E.

Burroughs’ Humanity’s masterpiece.

The official, long overdue replacement for The Bible the bible.

Beginner’s manual.

Time, kid.

Take your time, kid.

How fast can you take your time, kid?

[Absurd beat drop]

Huh?!
What’s that noise?!?
For WHAT?!?
Final form?????
.. of Easy Peasy™??!?!?!?!?
That’s absurd.
You’re absurd.
If not obtuse.
How would-
OHHHHH.
Hang on.
Are you-
Are you saying….
…D.E…
…but with all movements…
..stuffed into the sound
..of the sound of music?

GAY!!!

What are you?! The gay Michael Jackson of horse work?
Hm? Oh. *House. House work.

No YOU GO BACK AND REPEAT THE SEQUENCE!!

Outrageous.
But not unattractive.

Speaking of…
..if I picture Bill Burroughs…
..all suited up and stylish…
..D.E.-ing to some sick beat…
..D.E.-ing in cringeworthy musical element mimicry…
…I have to admit…
…kinda hot.

Cleaning the flat is a matter of logistics
a $5 Michael Jackson wannabe homevideo?

Hm?
Falco?